"It seems to have been mistaken for some form of checklist on how to make a successful movie by current day Hollywood."
"Isn't this the set of Apple App Store guidelines?"
"Now I want to fill this form out for every horrible new movie that comes out. There's gotta be a movie that completely fills the sheet. "
#16 is my favorite. I wonder how many possibly great movies were passed over because the screenwriter had bad handwriting.