The rules: You google your name plus the word needs inside quotes like this: "Mary needs" - Enter that in the Google search bar and then list the first fifteen hits that come up.
These are mine:
- Mary needs to do this meme. Well, obviously.
- Mary needs a little lamb. Groaning, rolling my eyes, etc.
- Mary needs sleep. Always, always, always.
- Mary needs shadows. If you've seen me, you know the sun and I aren't close friends.
- Mary needs numbers. No, no I don't. I run far, far away from numbers.
- Mary needs to do this meme, again. This time, Mary Connealy, a fellow member of the writers group Cheryl & I belong to, did the meme.
- Mary needs to win. It would be nice to do that once in a while.
- Mary needs stuff. Looking around my house, I don't think this is true. Mary needs less stuff!
- "Queen" Mary needs saving. From time to time, yes, but you can just call me "Your Majesty." ;-)
- "Sexy" Mary needs attention. Who, me?
- "Saint" Mary needs overtime. Mixed feelings about overtime, and I'm sure I will NEVER be a saint. I'll settle for queen. Hey, why aren't any of you bowing yet?
- Mary needs a booking agent. Don't I need a band first?
- Mary needs to be slapped. Wha?!?!?
- Mary needs to focus. This probably should have been #1. Oh, and it referred to Saint Mary again. See #11, and how come you're still not bowing?
- Mary needs a bit of independence. Who doesn't?
Now why do these crack me up so much?? The booking agent is funny--slapped--oh no! At least you didn't need a bigger bum like me.
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