Monday, June 01, 2009
Happy Anniversary, Mom & Dad!
Perhaps this is why I haven't been blogging?
...more likely it's a combination of yet another laptop cord going to pieces, rearranging the house, cleaning the house, having guests, cleaning the house, appliances deciding to go on vacation without notice, and the fact that it's all either too exhausting or depressing to even tweet, much less blog about. I'll be back with a vengeance this month, water heater or no water heater!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
My favorite SciFi movie
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Rambling Review: The Totally Geeky Guide to the Princess Bride
WARNING! Contains spoilers. If you haven't seen the movie (Inconceivable!), go watch it before you read this. The rest of you, read on...
I LOVED this book. Let me 'splain. No, is too much. Let me sum up.
The Princess Bride has been one of my favorite movies since I was in junior high. I can still remember the first time we watched it, trying to puzzle out who the Man in Black was (I still can't believe I didn't know it was Westley. “I'd know it if I watched it for the first time today” my adult self tells my childhood self – yes, my adult self is a bit petulant and pouty, and mostly jealous that she can't watch it for the first time again) I then bought the book and the soundtrack as soon as I could. I still have both, although they are in dire need of replacing. I've already replaced the VHS version of the movie with a DVD after I discovered one day that the sound on the tape was like listening to the dialogue underwater – it had simply been watched too many times. For years, my brothers and I have often left each other at the end of visits, phone calls and e-mails with “Have fun storming the castle!”
So, when I was online one day and tripped across The Totally Geeky Guide to The Princess Bride by MaryAnn Johanson, my thoughts immediately flew to the bookstore giftcard my brother and sister-in-law had given me for Christmas. How perfect to spend it on THIS book, I thought! (It didn't take the whole gift card – I used the rest to start my Neil Gaiman glom. I think he might be my next new obsession.)
Reading the first chapter was like finding a new friend who also loves The Princess Bride and really wants to talk about it. This has happened before, in real life, although those conversations never really turn into the philosophical breakdown of the movie that comes with this book. They're usually more of a goodhearted volley of quotes, almost as if we want to see who can bat quotes back and forth the longest, where no one really wants to win. The game is so fun, you'd hate for the other person to lose and cause the game to end.
This is what Johanson refers to as “The Princess Bride Test,” saying “drawing upon the movie for commentary on life, the universe, and everything is reflexive, almost unconscious on the part of any fan of the film. The movie's philosophy is as attuned to our own that quoting from it is totally natural; in fa
ct, we only ever realize we're testing a new acquaintance when he or she fails the Test...” (Did anybody notice the Douglas Adams reference? It tickled me. She's truly a kindred spirit, I think.)FAILS THE TEST??? I don't think I've ever met one of those people. I don't think I want to. I mean, this is The. Princess. Bride. It's not Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, which is one of my other favorite movies, and in somewhat the same vein as The Princess Bride. I would say that Rosencrantz is to Shakespeare what Princess is to fairy tales. And yet, not a single person I've recommended Rosencrantz to has come back happy. “I didn't get it” is the most common, and most polite, response I've gotten. Maybe if we were all taught Shakespeare the way we're taught fairy tales, Rosencrantz would get a better reception. How I'd love to say to someone “I've often not been on boats,” and have them reply “Ah, but what you've been is not on boats!”
Johanson has a lot of fun with quotes from the film in two of my favorite parts of this book. The first is “Casablanca, or the Princess Refugee,” the story of Casablanca told entirely through quotes from The Princess Bride. The other is a scene where Westley, Johnny Cash, Agent Jay and Agent Kay have a conversation because they're all (say it with me) Men in Black! If you just snorted coffee all over the keyboard, get thee a copy of this book!
Have fun storming the castle!
Monday, May 04, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
How well she doth look in bondage
The Taming of the Shrew episode of "Moonlighting" was my first (remembered) exposure to Shakespeare. I think I was extremely lucky in that. This show allowed my first impression of Shakespeare to be something fun, so that by the time I got to the "boring bits" in high school I was already immune to them. The first play I actually read was Julius Caesar in freshman English class, and I still think it is one of his more dull plays (granted, I haven't revisited it since then). I loathe Romeo and Juliet, after reading it in class after class through high school and college. My favorites are A Midsummer Night's Dream and Twelfth Night, but Taming of the Shrew always has a special place in my heart. (I also can never, ever hear "Good Lovin'" without thinking of this scene)
In 2005, the BBC aired a mini-series called Shakespeare Re-Told, where they updated several of Shakespeare's plays. My favorite of those is The Taming of the Shrew, starring Shirley Henderson and Rufus Sewell (I have to say I never thought a man could be hot in drag, but Rufus pulls it off...*fans self*...oh, wait back to the blog). Here's a clip from that episode. I'm pretty sure the earlier Moonlighting episode was what influenced my cracked humor enough that I could appreciate this:
(Hint: If you've got Netflix, you can watch the entire mini-series online! Mmmmm, Rufus in heels...oh, sorry)
Monday, April 13, 2009
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Maybe we don't have it so bad...
I've been grumbling because we're supposed to get some snow tonight and tomorrow, but I don't think it'll be anything to compare with what my parents have gotten in South Dakota over the last couple weeks. This picture was taken March 30. They got more today.
I'll try to remember this when I'm digging out tomorrow.
Friday, April 03, 2009
Twitter founder talks to Colbert
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Will you choose the Red Pill?
So cool.
I've been playing around on FriendFeed for awhile. I can see it becoming a great tool for me, though at the moment I only have one real-life friend on there. The rest of the people I interact with or just "follow" are very techie people like Robert Scoble (as my friend said, "Well, he's everywhere") or innovative librarians like David Lee King. It'd be great to see how FriendFeed would work with more of my real-life friends on there.
I've tried explaining FriendFeed to people before, and I always end up saying it's like Facebook, but without all the pokes and pirates and ninjas, which I know a lot of people like, but I'm just not into those things. I stay on Facebook because people I know are there, but FriendFeed seems to do a better job of encouraging conversation (Isn't that what social media is about?) over throwing a drink at your friend. If we're going to have drinks, let's get together in real life and have drinks. Those virtual ones just don't do it for me.
If you decide to choose the red pill, er, I mean give FriendFeed a try, come on over and subscribe to me once you've signed up.
And now I think I'll go watch The Matrix...again.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
How does Star Wars end?

Think carefully about how you would answer that, then go read this. Your answer may have a lot to do with how old you are. (via Official Star Wars Blog)
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
How tweet it was #illad09
I discovered something even better at ILLiad 09. People who were in the same sessions as I was would tweet things I had missed because I was still typing something about the thing before it, or an insight that I didn't make, and it elevated my own experience of the session to a level that would not have been there otherwise. And it's impossible get to every session, so being able to see tweets from other sessions was a bonus. It's like getting someone's notes from a class you missed.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
I loved this book, and the movie looks cute.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The leprechauns are here!
They don't like their picture taken, but that's true of most of the Wee Folk, isn't it?
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Saturday, March 07, 2009
One of the best things about Easter
(I always wondered where those eggs came from.)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Billy Mays does Shakespeare
(And just as I was thinking I haven't had any Shakespeare stuff on my blog lately. Well, thanks, Jay & Billy)
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Review: My Little Red Book
I love that we've come from a time when a girl's first period came as a complete shock without any previous mention of it to the poor girl, to a time when books like this are published. But I know the dialogue still isn't open for some. So many of the stories reflected the heartbreaking impression that "I am the only one this is happening to." Even girls who have been educated can have that feeling. As the editor says in the video below, "That's when no one talks about it, and that's when it matters most." I think this book could be a lifesaver for some girls.
I was struck by the contrast in "The Simple Vase, Part I" by Laura Wexler and "The Simple Vase, Part II" by her daughter, Rebecca. The differing memories and emotions about a single First Period were fascinating, and something I will try to keep in mind when the time comes for my own daughter's First. I also had to make a note when reading "Let Down" by Tatum Travers, to not react the way her mother did.
In her essay "Going to X-tremes," Michelle Jaffe says "I discovered that how you react to Your First Period lets you see the beginnings of personality traits that are magnified as an adult."
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Mary needs to post on her blog
The rules: You google your name plus the word needs inside quotes like this: "Mary needs" - Enter that in the Google search bar and then list the first fifteen hits that come up.
These are mine:
- Mary needs to do this meme. Well, obviously.
- Mary needs a little lamb. Groaning, rolling my eyes, etc.
- Mary needs sleep. Always, always, always.
- Mary needs shadows. If you've seen me, you know the sun and I aren't close friends.
- Mary needs numbers. No, no I don't. I run far, far away from numbers.
- Mary needs to do this meme, again. This time, Mary Connealy, a fellow member of the writers group Cheryl & I belong to, did the meme.
- Mary needs to win. It would be nice to do that once in a while.
- Mary needs stuff. Looking around my house, I don't think this is true. Mary needs less stuff!
- "Queen" Mary needs saving. From time to time, yes, but you can just call me "Your Majesty." ;-)
- "Sexy" Mary needs attention. Who, me?
- "Saint" Mary needs overtime. Mixed feelings about overtime, and I'm sure I will NEVER be a saint. I'll settle for queen. Hey, why aren't any of you bowing yet?
- Mary needs a booking agent. Don't I need a band first?
- Mary needs to be slapped. Wha?!?!?
- Mary needs to focus. This probably should have been #1. Oh, and it referred to Saint Mary again. See #11, and how come you're still not bowing?
- Mary needs a bit of independence. Who doesn't?
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Mad scientist on Google Maps
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You can also see a parade, a marathon, and a garage band. Supposedly there is also a sword fight and a heroic rescue, but I can't find them. (If you spot them, let me know.)
This neighborhood certainly has a sense of humor. Here's how they did it:
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
My personalized TV dinner
I'm at my writers group's annual retreat, which has a TV theme. Here's my homemade "TV" dinner. Yummy!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Stickin' my geek on
So far, it's been a week of fun surprises in the mail (I hope it continues!). Today's surprise came in an envelope addressed in my own handwriting. I actually wondered for a minute how the heck I'd sent myself something without knowing what it was, then I remembered I'd sent a SASE for Gmail stickers a few weeks ago. They're so cool! Of course I had to immediately put the shortcut stickers on my keyboard (there are actually several shortcuts I'd forgotten about and a couple I never knew). My 10-year-old self would have lurved the unicorn sticker, and obviously the people at Google know how much I love shiny things, since they sent me a shiny shiny Gmail logo sticker.
You know, I'd forgotten how much fun it is to get stickers. Thanks, Gmail team, for brightening my day.
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
I soooo want to see this movie
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
From dress to (Christmas tree) skirt
I couldn't find my usual Christmas tree skirt this year, and it was one I've been wanting to replace anyway (so I didn't look too hard), so I decided to make a new one.
Lil Girl had this dress which she wore for Christmas a couple years ago, and I hated to get rid of it because it's such a pretty dress. The thing I really liked about it was the way the tulle underskirt peeked out from under the overskirt.
I decided one way to keep it out in the open & enjoy it would be to turn it into the tree skirt. I removed the bodice and hemmed waist back up.
Then I slid it under the tree.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
A wonderful time was had by all
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Wall-E Waffle
Lil Girl got creative with her breakfast this morning. After I shot a few pictures with the phone and the nice camera, she said ';I'd like to *eat* my creation now." :)
Saturday, November 15, 2008
My past life
This is very weird. Take out "Mexico" and replace "Scotland" but other than that, you've got Morgan, the heroine of my work in progress. I do think magic is everywhere around us, but the profile doesn't apply to me nearly as much as it does to Morgan. I'm a little freaked out, frankly.
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mexico around the year 1050. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
Monday, November 10, 2008
R.I.P Mars Phoenix
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Did you vote yet?
Well???? Did ya? What are you waiting for???
Monday, November 03, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Darn, I never saw a ghost there!
"At great personal risk to himself, brave local photographer John Thompson of T.J.’s Photo and Camera, entered the Eagle Theatre and snapped random shots hoping to catch one of the wandering spirits that haunt the historic Chadron landmark. Who is this specter that wanders the aisles and spooks the help?" - Chadrad.com
Someday, I really should do a Haunted Theatre Tour. Anybody want to come with me?
In case you're attacked by zombies today
This is very important information for Halloween.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
It's almost Halloween!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
You can't say that, it's gibberish!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Some library humor
Some library hunor, originally uploaded by mdesive.
This is a sign that was used over the summer to showcase certain topical books the library owns. It now graces an office, with a new humorous twist.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Rowan Atkinson does Shakespeare
I've never been a huge fan of Mr. Bean, mostly because I like just about everything else Rowan Atkinson has done better. I find Mr. Bean kind of sad. It always bums me out when something awful happens to his car or his bear. I find it much easier to laugh at Lord Blackadder (bonus Shakespeare reference in this clip)
or Inspector Fowler.
But tonight I realized that Little Girl had no idea who Mr. Bean is, so I had to acquaint her with him. Rest assured, I haven't been depriving her of Rowan Atkinson all these years. She recognized him: "Oh, that's the guy from Rat Race and Scooby Doo!" she says. But of course I had to avoid any clips featuring mishaps with the car or bear - we don't need any uneccessary tears shed (hers or mine).
(P.S. There's another bonus on the Blackadder link: You'll get to see that Hugh Laurie is actually a) British and 2) a comedian. All you House fans need to experience that.)
Monday, October 06, 2008
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Gah! I forgot!
Anyway, go out there and live dangerously - READ A BANNED BOOK!
Check out the list of the 10 Most Challenged Books of 2007
Monday, September 29, 2008
What day IS it???
I just noticed my calendar says today is Sept. 30th. It also says tomorrow is Sept. 30th.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
One more pirate thing...
I wish I'd seen this on Friday. Oh well, my Google page has been rectified now. Arrrr!!!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Pirate-y sunglasses
Who needs an eye patch when you've got these? Arrrrr!!!
This is the one and only time in my life I've bought sunglasses because I wanted them, instead of when I was desperate because I'd lost or broken my other pair. :-)
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Come on over!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Hi, my name is Mary and...
Library car commercial
Little Girl says "Actually, beauty is something without brains: STU-PID!" :-D
"...wearing your pageant sash and your Tina Fey glasses!"
Just in case you live under a rock (and if you do, how did you get to THIS blog?) and missed it, here is last night's SNL opening sketch:
Love it! Tina Fey is my hero! :)
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Men in kilts
Pretty hot, but some of these make me ask, at what point does it stop being a kilt and become a skirt?
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
"Some creepy guy"
Last Wednesday I stepped out of Murphy's Irish Pub in Rapid City, after a few drinks, to wait for my dad to pick me up from my sis-in-law-to-be's bachelorette party. Eight hours of driving followed by three beers and a shot of something yummy but inebriating had taken its toll and I was more than ready for bed.
I was about to head for the corner to wait, but noticed a creepy guy in a long coat standing there, so I decided to stick close to the door I'd come out of. I stood there several minutes, watching people go by, checking my e-mail on my phone ("Addict!" I hear hubby saying), and wishing I was already in bed. I glanced at the creepy guy. He hadn't moved. People came and went. I checked my e-mail again. I checked what time I had called Dad. It had only been about five minutes. I wished again that I was in bed. I glanced at the creepy guy. And finally, I remembered...
Rapid City has statues of presidents on the street corners downtown. The "creepy guy" was Millard Fillmore (I think...I'm not totally sure WHO it is). So, I smacked myself on the head and twittered it. ("Addict!" hubby mutters)
Monday, August 18, 2008
I think I'm lost
I was browsing the maps at a gas station in Mitchell SD and found the usual South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska selection, but also one for the Greater Middle East. Now that'd be a loooooong drive.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Little streams
One bonus (if there is one) of being drenched at Mt. Rushmore is seeing the little streams and waterfalls I've never seen before. You could stand still and just listen to all the water gurgling and bubbling its way down the mountain.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
The hardest part of the drive
We're so close, yet there's so much nothing yet to cross
Our first "stop"
Goodbye, West Point. Hello, road construction.
Friday, August 01, 2008
RWA Conference on The Today Show
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Follow me!
Here's an explanation of Twitter. Once you've watched it, check out my "tweets" and I hope you'll follow me. :-)
Monday, July 21, 2008
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Romance Q&A: Victoria Alexander
Romance Q&A: Victoria Alexander - 6/15/2008 - Library Journal: "With The Perfect Wife (LJ 2/15/08), a reprint of a 1996 title, hitting No. 1 on the New York Times's best sellers list and Seduction of a Proper Gentleman, the eagerly awaited finale to her 'Last Man Standing' series, due in September (see review, p. 50), Victoria Alexander is quickly becoming a favorite among romance fans. See what this 2008 Romance Writers of America® conference keynote speaker has to say about the romance market and her plans for the future."


