Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Loki'd!

The Avengers-itis continues: 

 Tom Hiddleston possibly takes his role as Loki a little too seriously...
via MTV

And after watching that, I just love this:


Thursday, May 05, 2011

The other great tragedy of 1912

Day 126/365 - Sinking the Mayo
Photo by Great Beyond
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as...

Sinko de Mayo


(Yes, it's a groaner)


This joke is all over the internet, but I found this particular telling at Urban Dictionary.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Today is the reason 6 is afraid of 7

Because....


wait for it!...



Seven Ate Nine!


Okay, go ahead and groan.

One last note: Later today we'll see 12:34:56 7/8/09 the only time in our lives.

You may now return to your regularly-scheduled activities :)