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How to accept your Oscar

Photo by prayitno

Highlights from Accepting Your Oscar: A Guide:

• Thank the spiritual being of your choice. Point up/over/ wherever (probably not down).

• Definitely act surprised. Practice this one in the mirror beforehand.

• Thank significant other, then blow a kiss to him/her. Have significant other practice “in love” face.

via Shoebox (they have a great blog)